ASK THARG!

BORAG THUNGG, EARTHLETS!

For my bumper 30th birthday issue, I, Tharg The Green Font of All Knowledge, will be opening up several pages to allow you Squaxx dek Thargo to ask any question that has plagued you over the past three decades. Whether they're related to the many zarjaz publications that have borne my Betelgeusian stamp, or they're about great mysteries of the cosmos, I will not shy from answering any of your enquiries. All those published will win a scrotnig prize, too!

So send your questions to tharg@2000adonline.com

The wisdom of the galaxy is waiting to be revealed!

SPLUNDIG VUR THRIGG!