Employees

Caballistics, Inc. employees menu:
Ethan Kostabi
Ethan
Kostabi
Solomon Ravne
Solomon
Ravne
Hannah Chapter
Hannah
Chapter
Lawrence Verse
Lawrence
Verse
Jennifer Simmons
Jennifer
Simmons
Jonathan Brand
Jonathan
Brand
Michael Ness
Michael
Ness
Howard Slater
Howard
Slater

Ethan Kostabi

I see an appetite for post-millennial mondo strangeness.

Aka

  • Citizen Strange
  • David Smith [physical birth name]
  • Nyarlahotep [conjecture; see below]

Employment

  • Rock star (1970s: UK)
  • Internet Guru, New Media Entrepreneur, Venture Capitalist (Berne, Switzerland)
  • Owner & founder of Caballistics, Inc. (2003)

Business interests

  • Multiple & diverse holdings (legal and otherwise).
  • Abraxas Enterprises (part investment).
  • Ludgate Studios (scheduled for demolition, 2003, England).
  • Japanese TV Company (funds archeological digs around the Red Sea; purpose explained below).
  • Numerology, astrology, the Kabala & study of ancient dead languages.
  • Drug money laundered in exchange for stolen artefacts.
  • Mine in Siberia (consumes a great deal but seems to produce nothing).
  • Veritas Property Development.

Personal notes

  • DOB falsely publicised as 01/12/47 (day of Aleister Crowley's death).
  • 1960: As a boy, apparently possessed by the spirit of a mummified Emmanuel Konterman (or whatever was inside him) in the cellar of an abandoned house in the east end of London. It was after this event he took the name Ethan Kostabi, which has the same initials as Emmanuel Konterman.
  • 1970: his pregnant girlfriend apparently committed suicide. Written in her blood on the wall of the crime scene was the name 'Nyarlahotep'.
  • 2003: Described by William McKenzie as 'mair auld than ye can believe'.
  • 2005: Visits the Vatican after the Nox Case and blackmails them into agreeing not to send any more Hidden Inquisition hit squads to attempt to assassinate Jennifer Simmons. As levarage he uses ancient Aramaic scroll fragments recovered from the Dead Sea regions which he indicates would result in most of the New Testament being rewritten, should he make them public. He also threatens the life of the Pope.
  • The priest that Kostabi meets refers to him as 'Figlio Del Diavolo' ['Son of the Devil'], to which Ethan replies 'Not quite.' The priest also voices the theory that Kostabi should not be able to trespass on holy ground, but Ethan enigmatically asserts that he should be viewed as 'almost a member of the family ... or at least a very old friend.'
  • He once met Michaelangelo, prior to his completion of the decoration of the Sistine Chapel, which would place the meeting sometime from 1508 to 1512. This suggests that the entity which possessed the young David Smith (prior to his taking the name Ethan Kostabi) is ancient, and also the possibility that Emmanuel Konterman was one of many host bodies.
  • 2006: In London. Has an assistant named Ms. Celeste.
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Solomon Ravne

I don't actually have a soul for your all-loving God to consign to the fires of everlasting damnation.

Aka

  • Mister Raven
  • Der Teufel [the devil; note lowercase]
  • Dominus
  • Ravenous

Employment

Arcane assests

  • Hand of Power [produces wyrd light; destroyed in the 'Holborn Triangle']
  • Lamp of Alhazred [wyrd light cast through a shining trapezohedron lens]
  • [Infernal Pocket Watch]
  • [Equipment allowing either revivication or homonculi production/repair]
  • William McKenzie (zombie medium; see below)
  • Knows the incantations from the Clavicles Of Solomon.
  • Tantric rituals with Gustav & Gretchen that balance his chakras.

Personal notes

  • 1672, Prague (in potential homonculi production tank, later described as a "birthing tank"). This appears to be where Ravne is born. As a crowd of torch-wielding villagers break down the door, a naked humanoid, fresh from the tank, is seen strangling a man. It escapes through a window and passes a sign with "Ravne" written on it. Presumably, this is where Ravne names himself.
  • 1737: Edinburgh, Scotland [animates William McKenzie].
  • 1945-46: Germany [Sonderkommando Thule]
  • 2003: Bangkok, Thailand [bathing in fresh human blood]
  • London, England [Caballistics, Inc.]
  • Amsterdam [tracks down William McKenzie]
  • December, Exham Priory. Shot & killed by '81215'.
  • 2004: Inside revivication or homonculi production/repair tank (ministered to by Gustav & Gretchen). Eventually awakes and apparently murders Howard Slater. He is later seen in his bathroom, with at least 2 corpses (one beheaded and wearing a holy cross). The walls are painted (in the blood of the victims) with occult symbology and writing. This may be part of the revivication ceremony, but the identity of the victims is unclear.
  • 2005: Over 300 years old.
  • Has no soul (self-confession). [conjecture: this could be due to his being a homonculi]
  • Edinburgh, Scotland [first visit since 1737]
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Hannah Chapter

I hunt down, kill and clean up all the weird shit.

Employment

  • Majored in Cryptozoology at Arkham University
  • US government occult ops
  • 1996(?)-2003: Freelance occult investigator (partnered with Lawrence Verse)
    • 1999: Guatemalan Were-Jaguar Cult
    • 2003: Zagreb, Croatia: zombie clean-up gig
  • 2003-: Caballistics, Inc. (freelance contract)

Assets

  • Book: Yeovil, Jack, Orgy of the Blood Parasites
  • Book: Exit Wounds
  • Spook Detector (e-m, e-p frequencies, modulated range settings, Snake)
  • 9mm automatic pistols (pair, '16 rounds in each clip, and one each in the spout')
  • Ammo: 9mm parabellum steel-jacketed / armour-piercing / hollow point Vatican silver.
  • Shades

Personal notes

  • American.
  • Favourite computer game: Halo.
  • Sexuality: lesbian (except for that time in Guatemala with Lawrence).
  • Favourite tipple: 'Double jack & black, straight up'.
  • Self-taught expert on horror movies (including those of Ludgate Studios).
  • Unpublished book: Mixed-Up Flicks For Mixed-Up Chicks.
  • Once nearly raped by an Incubus demon.
  • Bought in expensive Vatican silver bullets just in case she has to go up against 'Demon Jenny'.
  • Describes her work as 'dark tunnels, heavy firepower, weird creepy shit'.
  • During her time with the US government worked alongside The Kether.
  • Possible that she left the employ of the US government following the Red Hook case, where Lebanese Ahriman cultists had kidnapped an 8-year old. Her team was attacked by a large tentacled creature. Of her colleagues: Charteris and Niland were killed; Perconte lived but is still being held in a probable mental institution in Quantico; Warren lived, but also ran out on them. Hannah tracked Warren down to a brothel in Soho in 2003 and threatened to kill him if he didn't leave the country.
  • Whist working for the US government, had a 6-month relationship with a woman called Terri. This was Hannah's longest relationship, and ended when Terri became possessed by something in a grimoire or bestiary belonging to Hannah (who shot her dead upon finding her eating the neighbour's dog).
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Lawrence Verse

Get up, so I can beat some basic human decency into you!

Aka

  • Father Lawrence [Martinique]

Employment

  • -1995: Priest, Martinique, Mission School
  • 1996(?)-2003: Freelance occult investigator (partnered with Hannah Chapter)
    • 1999: Guatemalan Were-Jaguar Cult
    • 2003: Zagreb, Croatia: zombie clean-up gig
  • 2003-: Caballistics, Inc. (freelance contract)

Assets

  • Shotgun
  • Scoped rifle
  • Tazer
  • Stake / Holy cross hybrid
  • Crossbow with bolts blessed by a holy brahmin
  • Shades
  • Book: "Butlers Lives Of The Saints"

Personal notes

  • Favourite Computer Game: Doom
  • Still "under holy orders": he won't kill humans but will beat them up. Demons are fair game.
  • Spent a year working in a Philippino leper colony.
  • Sexuality: celibate (except for that time in Guatemala with Hannah).
  • Possibly de-frocked after the Zombie Mission School affair (Martinique, 1995). Quote from Howard Slater: "had to give up his original vocation ... novel use of a chainsaw during the rite of exorcism".
  • Associates include Marie & Amelie (Tower Hamlets, London 2003). He saved Amelie (when she was a young girl) during the Mission School (Palo Mayombe) affair. She is still young, and her psyche scarred. It is assumed that Marie is her mother. Lawrence visits only to give Marie money.
  • Shot "Demon Jenny" to stop her feeding on a human during the Nox Assignment.
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Jennifer Simmons

You can try what you want, but I guarantee it'll only end in pain. For you, mostly.

Aka

  • Jenny / Jen
  • Demon Jenny [never in-series]
  • Edwina Scissorhands
  • Dear Sweet Jenny
  • Baarish-Shammon
  • She Who Stalks By Night
  • Fear
  • Despair

Employment

Personal notes

Demon notes

  • First known manifestation: Exham Priory (2003).
  • Type: sin-eater.
  • Occult ability: can smell lies.
  • True name written on the walls of the tombs of Hidden Irem.
  • Claims that Jenny is dead following being shot by The Kether. When threatened, suggests that some remnant of Jenny lives on. Solomon Ravne insists that Jenny is still alive, but probably irrecoverably insane.
  • Has also been shot by Lawrence Verse and Michael Ness.
  • 2005: Impaled on the holy flaming sword of an angel, which weakened her somewhat.
  • Having been subdued by the minions of Inspector Absolam (during a sin-eating murdering spree in London to recoup her power) she has entered into an undefined bargain with him.
  • Requested to join in with Ravne's tantric sex rituals.
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Dr. Jonathan Brand [deceased]

My Jenny, she can be a real bitch from hell sometimes.

Aka

  • Professor Brand
  • Loverboy
  • Brainiac

Employment

Assets

  • Outdated Spook Detector [broken]
  • Matheson Machine [broken]
  • Mini [burnt-out wreck]
  • Pipe [operational]
  • Book: "History of the British Rocket Group"

Personal notes

  • Blue eyes.
  • Occult ability: rudimentary geomancy.
  • Writing a book about Department Q (if they'll ever let him publish it).
  • X-boyfriend of 'Jenny/Jen' Simmons.
  • Split with Jenny upon realisation in late 2003 that she is possessed by a demon.
  • Alcoholic since late 2003.
  • 2004: attempted to exorcise Jenny (knowing that this may kill her, if indeed any part of her remains).
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Michael Ness

Aw that's on tele tonight is mad-lookin' radges in guiser ootfits.

Aka

  • Mikey
  • The Nessy Monster
  • Bravo Two Zero

Employment

  • 1991: SAS, Iraq.
  • 1991-2003: Mental hospital patient [sectioned].
  • 2004-: Caballistics, Inc.

Personal notes

  • Skilled in the use of a variety of weapons (including combat rifles, shotguns, pistols and knives).
  • 1991-2003: Escapes from the mental hospital twice (not including his final escape in 2003).
  • 2003, Bedfordshire: Murdered Sir Charles, who was responsible for sending his squad to their deaths in Iraq: they were told to attack a "scud command bunker" which turned out to be a zombie-infested temple. Ness was the sole survivor.
  • 2003-: fugitive (mental hospital escapee and murderer).
  • 2004: Shot "Demon Jenny" during the Ludgate Studios investigation, as part of an exorcism attempt.
  • 2005: Murdered Vesper Nox (possibly on the direct orders of Ethan Kostabi).
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Howard Slater

Indemnities for death, serious injury or demonic possession.

Employment

Personal notes

  • Sexuality: severe S&M / digital voyeur.
  • Leisure reading: Dr. Faustus.
  • 1991: Blackmailed into working for Ethan Kostabi (following the death of a prostitute at an establishment owned by said).
  • 2003: Collated an "insurance" tape of illegal activity partaken on behalf of Ethan Kostabi (including 4 kidnappings, 3 murders, 8 cases of blackmail and numerous instances of burglary, bribery and assault).
  • 2004: Attacked by Solomon Ravne, and not seen since.
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