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DON'T MISS THARG'S MEGA-SALE!

If you haven't yet taken advantage of the Future Shop January mega-sale, Earthlets, don't delay - my droids are selling out of stock fast!

There's a bonanza of Thrill-powered goodness to be had a rock-bottom prices - action figures and beanie hats are a mere £3.00 each, while sculpted figurines are just £20 each.

Don't miss this zarjaz offer - get 'em while the groats are good!

SPLUNDIG VUR THRIGG,
THARG.



Reporter: Tharg the Mighty