BARNEY

A BETELGEUSIAN PHRASEBOOK
Borag Thungg Galactic Greetings
Deca Thargo Earthlet who has read 2000AD since prog 1
Florix Grabundae Many Thanks
Ghafflebette Out of this World
Grexnix Idiot or un-zarjaz person!
Klfixam Keeper of the Law
Krill Tro Thargo Honoured by Tharg (special award to Earthlets who have helped advance the cause of Thrill-Power)
Nazotimer A Giver of Knowledge (teacher)
Nonscrot Person who does not read 2000AD or prefers other comics
Quaequam Blag! Bloody Hell!
Scrotnig Thrill-Powered
Seto Thargo Earthlet with a complete collection of 2000AD progs
Splundig vur Thrigg Farewell
Squaxx dek Thargo Friend of Tharg (every regular reader of 2000AD)
Stanglic Crott A creator of a species. (No direct equivalent on Earth, but Parent is nearest to the meaning)
Thrashoruns Best Wishes
Throgloopnarg quae quam quallust stralk My cripes, I'm annoyed (printable translation)
Vinglop Hudsock Great Enjoyment
Zarjaz Fantastic

A MEGA-CITY PHRASEBOOK
BoingŪ Spray on rubber coating which solidifies into a giant ball
Drokk! A legal expletive
Eldster Old age pensioner
Futsie Person suffering from Future Shock
Grud God
Grud on a Greenie Exclamation of surprise
Helltrek Journey across the Cursed Earth
Helmet Judge
H-Wagon Justice Department Hover Wagon
Iso-Cubes Individual prison cells
Jimp Judge Impersonator
Juve Juvenile = Child
Lawgiver Justice Department pistol
Lawmaster Justice Department motorbike
Mo-Pad Mobile home (Camper van)
Peeper Peeping Tom
Perp Perpetrator = Criminal
Power Board Flying surfboard
Resyk Human Recycling Plant
Simp Simpleton = The Mega-City equivalent of village idiots, who dress and act outrageously
Stomm Shit
Stookie Anti-aging drug manufactured from the Adifax gland of the Stookie (an alien race)
Stumm Gas Choking gas used by the justice department in extreme riot situations. Causes nausea, unconciousness and, in one case in every 250, death.
Umpty Addictive candy, invented by Uncle Ump
Wally Squad Justice Department undercover squad
Zipper Bike Flying bike used exclusively by the Justice Department flying squad

A SHORT DOWNLODE PHRASEBOOK
Funt F*ck
Gunshark Gun for hire
Whack Kill

A VERY SHORT STRONTIUM DOG PHRASEBOOK
Sneck Universal expletive