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Out on 26 September (RRP £19.99), the Terminator: Ultimate Edition ­ in which the human Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn) and the indestructible cyborg Terminator (Arn-holt Schwarzenegger) travel back from a shattered future to fight over the life of the unborn child of Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) ­ has been digitally spruced up and Dolby 5.1-ed. Better still, it comes with a bonus disc of special features, including: documentaries Closer to the Real Thing, Other Voices, A Retrospective and Unstoppable Force; deleted scenes; an audio commentary by director James Cameron; TV ads and trailers; an image gallery; plus a variety of treatment, draft and shooting scripts. And all you have to do to be in with a chance of winning is answer this simple question in true Terminator style:

This competition closed on 18th October, 2005.